Bitchy Quotes

Bitchy Quotes

   Here's a list of some of the bitchiest quotes.

Sep 26, 2011

BITCH: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.

I’m great in bed – I can sleep for days.

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

You're only bad if you're caught ... so that makes me a good girl?

Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and downright stupid, I wouldn't be so bitchy all the time.

Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

You just lost the chance you never had !

I'm not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.

What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.

I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!

Smile -- it confuses people.

Don't talk about yourself so much ... we'll do that when you leave.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

A thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

You are depriving some village of its’ idiot.

I just looked at my most recent ex and thought: Did I really like THAT?!!

In some cultures what I do is considered normal.

When all else fails, look cute.

I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.

Don't go away mad, just go away!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

I taught your boyfriend that little thing you like.

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

I never have enough middle fingers!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave!

Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen.

It’s not the jeans that make your butt look fat.

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