Corny Pick Up Lines

Corny Pick Up Lines

   Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Nov 26, 2010






Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

My name is ____. Remember it, bcause you’ll be screaming it later.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin ‘me’.

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.

You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.



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