Corny Pick Up Lines
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Nov 26, 2010
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
My name is ____. Remember it, bcause you’ll be screaming it later.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin ‘me’.
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.