I hate it when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit.
Mar 09, 2012
Dear keyboard, they may touch you, but they can't take their eyes off me. Sincerely, monitor.
The awkward moment when the internet goes down and you don't know what to do with your life
Singing with your headphones on and not realising how loud you are
I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you
Admit it, you've raised your hand to answer the obvious question so you don't get called on later
Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test? Sincerely, it feels awkward
That moment when you find the perfect username, screen name, login name, etc. and it’s “already taken.”
The reason I don't talk to you anymore is because I keep telling myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would.
That awkward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and it’s not them.
Words will be just words... Till you bring them to life
When you discover an awesome song that no one else knows and a few weeks later everyone is in love with it.
After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could of said
When you're wearing headphones, you feel like everyone is calling you..
I love proving people who think they are right all the time, wrong.
That amazing moment when your teacher asks you to go and give something to another teacher so you take your time.
I hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."
I Want A Relationship Where We Can Playfight , Act Stupid Together , Make Love , Go On Dates , Sit At Home , Cuddle & Play Video Games ❤ .
That awkward moment when you're the first one at the lunch table and you look like a loner
When something exciting happens, I randomly slap the person next to me.
The awkward moment when someone you hate thinks their opinion is valid.
Closing your left and your eye to see how an object changes places.
Life's not about going round and round in the same place... It's about moving on and look for new opportunities everyday.
We must learn to lose... But we must also learn to win.
I hate when a tv show says: To be continued...
When you accept somebody, you accept their past too. Don't hold it against them later.
Stay strong. Make them wonder how you're still smiling
Why do people feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'M GOING TO KILL.. - ah damn he's under a blanket."
I hate it when cashiers ask "Is that everything?" Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible shit
"Don't worry the spider is smaller than you"..."Yeah so is a grenade"
That awkward moment when you are looking at someone but they are already looking at you