Shit Thats Me Quotes

Shit Thats Me Quotes

   I do what I want. Some will hate it, and some will love it, but all will remember it.

Mar 12, 2012






Facebook = Place where people announce their problem to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.

I do what I want. Some will hate it, and some will love it, but all will remember it.

trust is like an eraser it gets smaller & smaller [after every mistake.. ]

No Matter How Long Have You Slept .. You Always Want Those " 5 minutes " In The Morning ;) :D

Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)

"Become a Fan" is old, I want to "Become an Air Conditioner" :D

Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.

3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.

THE BEST WAY NOT TO GET YOUR HEART broken, IS TO PRETEND YOU DON'T HAVE one.

If Taylor Swift has a son, He will be the best boyfriend ever. ♥

dear GIRLS The real beauty is whats underneath the make-up, not something created by the make-up.

Imagineif you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity-Hello? Mom?-No. This is Lady Gaga. :)

Sucking a cup to your face And then panicking because it won't come off.

Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie I suddenly forget every movie ever made.

Watching Harry Potter is knowing there are witches and wizards out there like you. :)

Don't you hate when you read in your head and you sound like a pro, but when it comes to reading aloud you sound like a complete retard...

When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.

Walking into a classroom late with your friend and pushing your friend in first :p

A REAL man doesn't love million girls"He loves one girl in million ways.

Single doesn't always mean lonely & Relationship doesn't always mean happy.

There are two reasons people don't talk about something. Either it means nothing or it means everything. ♥

mom, my friends don't care if my room's clean.. They just care if we have Food .

I may pretend I m Ignoring u bt inside I m dying to b with u...,

Awkwardly standing there as your friend talks to someone you don\'t know,

If he cant handle you in sweatpants; he doesn't deserve you in a Wedding dress. ♥

hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why you havent made an album yet (;

God still loves me, even if I dont forward those text messages.

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won't help. Sincerely student.

Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie..

Downloading 1GB file, an hour later..98% YEAH! *Beep* Download failed.. SHIT FML

I get nervous when I get a text that says : "Can I ask you a question?"



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