Shit Thats Me Quotes

Shit Thats Me Quotes

   I do what I want. Some will hate it, and some will love it, but all will remember it.

Mar 12, 2012

Facebook = Place where people announce their problem to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.

I do what I want. Some will hate it, and some will love it, but all will remember it.

trust is like an eraser it gets smaller & smaller [after every mistake.. ]

No Matter How Long Have You Slept .. You Always Want Those " 5 minutes " In The Morning ;) :D

Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)

"Become a Fan" is old, I want to "Become an Air Conditioner" :D

Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.

3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.


If Taylor Swift has a son, He will be the best boyfriend ever. ♥

dear GIRLS The real beauty is whats underneath the make-up, not something created by the make-up.

Imagineif you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity-Hello? Mom?-No. This is Lady Gaga. :)

Sucking a cup to your face And then panicking because it won't come off.

Whenever someone asks me to recommend a movie I suddenly forget every movie ever made.

Watching Harry Potter is knowing there are witches and wizards out there like you. :)

Don't you hate when you read in your head and you sound like a pro, but when it comes to reading aloud you sound like a complete retard...

When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.

Walking into a classroom late with your friend and pushing your friend in first :p

A REAL man doesn't love million girls"He loves one girl in million ways.

Single doesn't always mean lonely & Relationship doesn't always mean happy.

There are two reasons people don't talk about something. Either it means nothing or it means everything. ♥

mom, my friends don't care if my room's clean.. They just care if we have Food .

I may pretend I m Ignoring u bt inside I m dying to b with u...,

Awkwardly standing there as your friend talks to someone you don\'t know,

If he cant handle you in sweatpants; he doesn't deserve you in a Wedding dress. ♥

hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why you havent made an album yet (;

God still loves me, even if I dont forward those text messages.

Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won't help. Sincerely student.

Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie..

Downloading 1GB file, an hour later..98% YEAH! *Beep* Download failed.. SHIT FML

I get nervous when I get a text that says : "Can I ask you a question?"

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