Hilarious Swag Quotes From Twitter

Hilarious Swag Quotes From Twitter

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Mar 15, 2012






Life is not about the amounts of breath you take, it's abot the moments that take your breath away. ~ Hitch

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy. ~ Anne Frank

I suppose I'd rather regret the things I have done than the things I have not.

Me: "I'm cold" Guys: "Shut up and stop complaining", Hot Girl: "I'm cold" Guys: "I'm so sorry! Take my jacket!!!! Are you warm now?"

Change begins within you. You can't push people to change if you refuse to change yourself to be better

Facebook: What's on your mind? .. Twitter: What's happening? ... Myspace: Where did everybody go?!

Girl: I've to tell you something. I cheated. Boy: Oh crap, I did too! With Jenny! Girl: I meant with my exam, you asshole.

*Age 8* "Go to Bed." "NOOOO !" *Age 18* "Get Up." "NOOOOO!"

Girl: "How much do you love me?" Boy: "Look at the sky and count the stars." Girl: "But, it's daytime..." Boy: "Haha, exactly..."

Razor's a pain, river's a damn, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live. ~ Girl, Interrupted

Don't compromise yourself. You are all that you've got. ~ Janis Joplin

They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourselves. ~ Andy Warhol

Life is ridiculous! You should have sex on your birthday! ~ Courtney Love, in 200 Cigarettes

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations. ~ Charles Swindoll

Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. ~ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare

We choose, therefore we are. ~ Amit Goswami

Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do. ~ Benjamin Spock

There are two ways to spread happiness; either be the light who shines it, or be the mirror who reflects it. ~ Edith Wharton

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

When you get stuck in the past, you deny yourself your future potential. ~ Ramtha

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away. ~ Philip K. Dick

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. ~ Henry Ford

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in life has a purpose. ~ Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

We are doomed to choose, and every choice may entail an irreparable loss. ~ Isaiah Berlin

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. ~ Ziggy

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ~ Ghandi

Instead of weeping when a tragedy occurs in a songbird's life, it sings away its grief. I believe we could well follow the pattern of our feathered friends. ~ Robert S. Walker

If you're not living for something you would die for, then maybe you're not really living" ~ Lacey Mosley, of Flyleaf

Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it. ~ Helen Keller



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